ID: existennialmemes posted:
Instead of "How are You?" try these Dystopia-Friendly alternatives:
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I see you're awake, my condolences
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I hope you have some strong coffee
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I can't wait for the aliens to invade the earth
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You need to find a seamstress for your raiding party
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Did any of your crops survive the heatwave?
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I sure hope this reality is just a simulation
I don't understand n 4, it's whooshing me loudly
I'm assuming it's that your raiding party are the people you do direct action with, and having a seamstress among you is super useful and important because they can not only create and mend clothes and other useful items like blankets and tents and banners, but in a real bind they could potentially sew up a wound, too!
Right, thanks. I thought it was making reference to some media piece or something else
Oh, it might be! I'm very much out of touch with most popular shows and games and such lol
Tailoring is a profession, are they tank healer or DPS?
Having said that, I looked it up, and if you're asking seriously and not just making a reference that's gone over my head, I think the answer could be any really, depending on the person and what other skills they have.
None of the above. They're stealth assassins.
The gom jabbar makes for a great sewing needle