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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (4 children)

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I'm shooting blanks!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

You hear that, boys? Move, move, move!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Fapping to save lives

[–] sanae@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

ddfed seeded eucalyptus ee