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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 83 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 92 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My kink is thirty disappointing seconds of plain vanilla missionary with the lights off.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 42 points 3 weeks ago

That's where the cum button is tho

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Your loss because that shit is lit

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I've been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I've gotta say...just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand...

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 14 points 3 weeks ago

You don't perform oral on the hand, stoopid.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oral is above everything

But anal play is really good too for those into it.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

Name checks out.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Guilty as charged! I'm deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Unironically a great reason to use condoms. Condom protects the interted item from fecal matter, and can be disposed of after the fact meaning cleanup is quick and easy

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

if poop has touched a surface, turns out i don't care how much you wash it, ACTUALLY. no matter how thorougly sterilized a sewage pipe is, it'd still be insane and disgusting to use it as a drinking straw (for those who enjoy 'eating ass' for instance).

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

He clearly don’t know anything about anal sex if that’s what you think it is.