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This describes my girlfriend. She sees a miniature hammer at a store and gushes about how cute it is. She collects trinkets like a crow.
Is her name Raven? Does she have obsidian plumage and a large beak?
And do crows frequently attack her?
Does she command scores of armies at a whim, millions of black shadowed death daggers swooping to cast her foes to ghost in blanketed silence muffled only be the screams of her victims?
collecting trinkets is so fun
i wish temu wasn't run on slave labour, there're so many little trinkets there
We have garbage at home!
but do we have 10 barely working calligraphy pens? 🥺
Probably