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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

Isn't it so stupid that I get lonely even when I spend majority of my day socialising? I spoke to around 20 people yesterday and I still felt so lonely, like the way a rat who hasn't been fed in years (2 days) would jump at food, I feel like jumping to conversations. God this is so stupid.. (speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?)

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[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What else could we do? (Seriously, what else does jump mean??)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Musk asked this before going on stage at the Trump rally.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"to copulate with" wtf, who made this shit up?? The Brits?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never heard someone say "I'd like to jump his/her bones"? It's more rare now but it was a thing.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could you tell me where you heard it so I can avoid that hellhole? thanks.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well I suppose I heard it in the old 1990s. Ya see yanglinn, there was a time afore the 'net.

[–] H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God I see it now, there is a jump button (red circles were helpful???). Does Lemmy send men after you if somebody clicks it?

[–] H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One can only hope.

(yeah I should have included a red circle or arrow but I had a big helping of dumbfuck juice that day apparently)