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Airport introduces time limit on hugs (edition.cnn.com)
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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No shit. These guys are assholes. I really fucking hate the Orlando International Airport. Never before have I had to wait so long in line for security even when there was no one else in line.