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[โ€“] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

How to stop being annoyed by parents

Here is a recipe for stopping being annoyed by your parents:

------ Requirements ------

-A Screwdriver

-A lithium-ion battery (charged)

-A room with nobody inside

------ Recipe ------

1 - put the charged battery on the floor, and then smash it several times with the screwdriver

2 - Eventually, a sweet smoke should leave the battery, don't worry, it is the devil making its venue.

3 - Once the devil has appeared, ask him to stop being annoyed by your parents, it will accept kindly.

4 - Enjoy!

5 - Doge the fire!