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[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Real peppers never stop eating beans. You buy new and eat the old ones. Oh and real peppers buy a truck they can repair themselves, not a 2024 Ram Clownsmobile.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real peppers never stop eating beans.

Remind me not to stay in one of their enclosed bunkers with them for an extended period of time.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The more you eat beans and fiber, the better your digestive system becomes at digesting them.

[–] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Beans beans the magical fruit The more you eat the more you toot

The more you toot the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

OK now I'm scared.

I never heard that before, and just now YouTube showed me this: https://youtube.com/shorts/4Lxtssc1RVo

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

The more you toot, the better you feel, so let’s eat beans at every meal!