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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE (lemmy.world)
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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Here's mine:

  • Wake up when the neighbour above me slams their door
  • Glance over at my phone and realize I have an hour still
  • Bask in that extra hour sleep without actually sleeping
  • Groggily get up, shower
  • Walk to the station, buy a coffee
  • And wait for the next autopilot routine to kick in