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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds horrible. Here's mine:

  • Stand up when woken up and feeling like it.
  • look into my wife's cute face.
  • we make food, watch star trek, drink tea
  • decide how and where we're gonna spend the day. Gaming? Binging? Pool? Museum? Zoo? Just driving around with no goal? Shopping-tour? Visit some city? Some voluntary work to help those less fortunate? Doing absolutely nothing?
  • end the day in peace whenever we feel like it.

Oh yes. No kids, no pets.

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Oh yes. No kids, no pets.

No job?

Or is this just a weekend routine?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 43 minutes ago

Here's mine:

  • Wake up when the neighbour above me slams their door
  • Glance over at my phone and realize I have an hour still
  • Bask in that extra hour sleep without actually sleeping
  • Groggily get up, shower
  • Walk to the station, buy a coffee
  • And wait for the next autopilot routine to kick in