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Taliban To Impose Media Ban On Images Of Living Things. (www.rferl.org)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Read the holy book, pray and work. What else would you even need, unless you're an infidel?

Muhammad, bring the stones!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago

Praying is a little bit like music though... Now that I think of it, breathing has this weird rhythmic quality. Maybe ban it plz?