Not The Onion

12295 readers

3268 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

422

Police officer's gun sucked away by powerful magnets in lab raid (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 month ago by lemmee_in@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

54 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The icing on the cake: „After retrieving his rifle, the officer is said to have accidentally left a magazine full of bullets on the floor of the MRI room.“

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Next to the clown shoes, squeaky red nose, and rainbow afro wig, I assume. Unreal.