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[–] FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 122 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (18 children)

A guy in our data center couldn't figure out who owned a particular machine that he needed to work on. So his solution to figure it out was to let them come to him. He went and pulled out the network cable and waited. He was escorted out a little while later. The moral of the story is don't go disabling production machines on purpose.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 96 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Honestly we do that when we ask and no one speaks up. Lovingly called the “scream test” as we wait to see who screams.

[–] FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess it depends on where you work. This was a large datacenter for a very large health insurance company. They made it a point later that day to remind people that it was a fireable offense to mess with production machines like that on purpose. And evidently the service he disabled was critical enough that it didn't take long for the hammer to come down. There were plenty of ways to find out who owned the machine, he just chose the easiest and got fired on the spot for it.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So it wasn’t accurate when you said he “couldn’t” figure it out.

[–] FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Well I am not him, so I can't tell you whether or not he actually "could" have figured it out. The options to figure it out did exist, but he chose not to use them giving it the appearance that he "couldn't". Are you this much fun at parties?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He couldn't figure it out, a competent person could have without unplugging it.

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