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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, because then the ATF will show up and shoot him.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Certainly any dogs nearby RIP

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, given that Jesús would not only be a brown hippie moonshiner, but also probably a damn Mexican furriner to boot, he'd be lucky if they didn't lay siege to the whole neighborhood, Waco-style.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

In the Bible they wanted to kill him many times but he always slipped away. He wasn't arrested until he gave himself to the authorities. The ATF wouldn't catch him if he didn't want to be caught. But I'm sure they'd destroy lots of people, animals and property regardless.