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Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
If you are in possession of a penis, pull your pants down slightly and put said penis in someone's mouth, you achieve clothed oral sex outside of bed without dividing any legs and any chance of multiplying.
So nope.
Nice dick, bro, but I should emphasise that this can't be just anyone's mouth and you should check that the other person is enthusiastic about it all before beginning.
thanks and sure
i just tried to keep the situation as simple as possible for the thought experiment