Not sure if the testicles you're referring to are in your pants or attached to mooing bovines in your fields. I'm not sure I need to know, because I'm sufficiently amused by the ambiguity, but if you want to tell me more about the testicles, I'm here for you.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love everything about this comment: the bemused tone, the bovines, the offer for moral support. It has it all.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You made me smile so hard and I nearly burst out laughing, but I surpressed it because otherwise I would have to explain to my wife, and I'm not sure I can.

But however many testicles there are, and wherever you're keeping them, know that I forever support your pride in those surely magnificent danglies of yours.