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I redid the meme with what hurts me (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by MashedTech@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 48 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Oh god, I feel this. Why can't there be a sane language‽

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are 2 types of programming languages

The type everyone keeps complaining about
The type no one uses

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

People complain about perl, but no one uses perl.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But the Lord came down to see the ~~city~~ OS and the ~~tower~~ app the people were building. The Lord said, “If as one people ~~speaking~~ programming the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the ~~city~~ OS. That is why it was called Babel—because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Amen. Now, where’s that Wine?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 4 days ago

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Computer programming, regardless of language, is hard. The computer does exactly what you tell it to.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Yes. That being said, it matters which language you choose. COBOL is always a bad choice, unless writing in COBOL is the whole point. There isn't really a universal best choice, either. Python is often a good one, but if you're doing something big it will become this meme.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because no one likes Java.

Hahahahahhahaha

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

While Java js definitely one of the best, it still has some quirks that you need to know about.

[–] ilega_dh@feddit.nl 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Java js

That’s an unfortunate typo

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

Java²script

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I mean javascript is java right? It's in the name

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 26 points 4 days ago

It would have to be written by sane people.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

bash

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

C exists