Andromeda and the Milky Way shall merge in the most beautiful sex display you’ve ever seen, they will become one in the flesh and yet over millions of years bangin it’s unlikely a single ball will touch. Therefore my thesis of galactic homosexuality is false and our merging is not gay and the socks can be removed.

Thank you for coming to my defense, boring questions will not be allowed.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

All this time I've been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We told you the milk was metaphorical.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

We are all made of star jizz.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Finally this makes sense:

NSFW

guy cuming with the force of thousand suns meme

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

It's Milfy Way, sometimes affectionately called Milfky Way.

She has hot flaming balls & a supermassive black hole, imho can't really ask for more.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees

[–] finley@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nobody said it wouldn't be totally hot af

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Hot af: confirmed. Warm if true.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's old data, there's been a correction.

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The sun is hot, the sun is not a place that you can live.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

But here on Earth, there'd be no life without the light it gives.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Solaire, you idiot, why do you know all that & are looking for it in a black hole??