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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by nettika@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] DaaftRaaft@vlemmy.net 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I can jump 10x my own height and can stick to walls

[–] barrage4u@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Walking on the ground is always slippery

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

But you're the size of an ant

[–] Dumblerawr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

You have no built in shock absorption and the substance you secrete that allows you to stick to walls also gives you eczema.

[–] Parsnip8904@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

You get vertigo every time you jump