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My debugging experience today: Quantum Debugging (fedia.io)

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.

[–] lupec@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lol my workplace ships Angular in debug mode. Don't worry though, the whole page kills itself if a dubious third-party library detects the console is open. Very secure and not brittle at all! ~~Please send help~~

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Blink-blink-blink. Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink-blink-blink.

No, I don't have something in my eyes, I swear I'm fine looks nervously at boss.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Hang tight help is on the way.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I'm curious how this detection would work.

[–] SteveTech@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

I've seen some that activate an insane number of breakpoints, so that the page freezes when the dev tools open. Although Firefox let's you disable breaking on breakpoints all together, so it only really stops those that don't know what they're doing.

[–] MultipleAnimals@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You can imagine how many node projects there are running in production with npm run. I have encountered js/ts/node devs that don't even know that you should like, build your project, with npm build and then ship and serve the bundle.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

I just died a little inside. Thank you.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

i have absolutely seen multiple projects on github that specifically tell you to do "npm run" as part of deploying it.