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I thought I was giving my kids the best childhood ever until my 4-year-old asked why we didn't own a 'bigger golf cart' (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People in my neighborhood have golf carts as well. I don’t get it either. Just drive the car …

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you drive a golf cart with a DUI?

Because sherry moms would explain at least part of it.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Children are driving them too so you probably have a good point with the DUI angle I hadn’t considered.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Nah you can get a dui on a bicycle or even a horse.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does your neighborhood have cart paths?

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, it’s one of those resort neighborhoods. We have trails, wide sidewalks, wide bike lanes (this is what everyone drives their carts on usually).