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submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers.

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perhaps not but their penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Same with ducks. Also ducks can "detach" their penis and it regrows larger than before.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

That's not fair

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How'd you like to be the first duck to figure that out?

Had to be a hell of a day.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

For everyone involved, really.