(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for "shit life" but it literally means "vagina life" which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

cunt life would be better. Even more correct: a cunt’s life , ie a very bad life.

[–] eldain@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I took into account that OP's domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt's life by default.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Absolutely fair!

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago

To add a few more examples:

zakkenwasser (sack/bollocks washer, an asshole)
lul-de-behanger ([mister]cock-the-wallpaperer, also translates to asshole)
lullen (dicking/cocking, talking nonsense)

[–] clark@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this sounds funny bc keuken sounds like dick in swedish

[–] randomsnark@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

And kök looks like cock in English, so we've come full circle (I know it's not pronounced that way)