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Not really me. A friend of mine is moving out of state. His neighbor has been a total dick the entire time he's lived there. Constantly commenting on how my friend's yard isn't as good as his. Mean to my friend's wife and kids for no reason. Just an asshole of a person.

What are some ideas for fun pranks my friend can leave behind?

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 89 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Let Scientology and the Jehovah's witnesses know he's interested in knowing more. Do the same with military recruiters.

Sign him up to receive junk mail from sex toy stores. Use his name and his neighbors' addresses. Maybe try to get travel brochures sent to him for countries known for sex tourism.

[–] wirelesswire@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I get junk mail addressed to a Pablo Picasso at my address periodically.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stop being a dick to your neighbors

[–] wirelesswire@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

I keep to myself, so I have no idea what I could've done to piss them off. I also get periodic mail for the previous homeowner, despite me living here for almost 7 years.

[–] daddy32@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

That never happened to... Pablo Picasso!

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you are very evil, sign him up to recieve questional stuff, but use your other neighbor's adresses. Ideally not something that will be repeatedly spammed at them.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, that only works in super close-knit, small town communities.

I don’t know any of my neighbor’s last names and I’ve lived here for 12 years. I’m in a semi-small town. I know my direct neighbors first names, and that’s about it, because anything more is unnecessary.

If I got something sent to a random name at my address, I’d treat it the same way as junk mail addressed to me; recycled without a second thought. I still get stuff for 3 other former residents, including pension stuff, despite being here over a decade so..