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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how to train humans to run towards you and pet you

Oh no! I think they figured it out! That's ALL I want to do.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Then as you do it, provided that she doesn't know you, she'll hiss and threaten you. And then look at you with a dumb "why am I not being petted?" face.