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[โ€“] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Tonight in CSI Punk:

"Analysis of the tearing pattern in these pants suggest that the owner did not rip them themselves. This tear was done by a machine...in the factory!!1eleven! Clearly the suspect is nothing but an impostor"

"We also found a reciept for these pants from a local luxury store. Seems like the owner got...ripped off"

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS SPIT WAS SHOP BOUGHT!!!