Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 month ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

... he traded the fifth for a whore

... the four is an Int I adore

... ~~three~~ third bit~~s~~ is all I afford

[–] spaceguy5234@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You've gotta leave them wanting more

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

this is my favourite so far

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... the four is an Int I adore

So that's your stand on the square numbers vs fibonacci primes, I see

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

But a four is soooo symmetric.