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It was obviously surgically attached while you were a baby. It all makes sense now!
That makes a lotta sense! Born naturally, had a cock bolted on, and then they signed the birth cert. Boom. Straight to gay pipeline confirmed. These Texas doctors sure are shady for doing that to me.
Now if only there were an explanation for my full Irish beard.
The doctors must have taped a beard onto you when you were a baby
Let's see who's under this beard..
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OLD MAN JENKINS?!?
"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling bigots!"
If you've got a line down your sack that's one of the signs of a surgically attached penis. You should sue the hospital you were born in for forcing their agenda on you.