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Tagged as NSFW because this level of nonsense is a cognito hazard. Found through a retweet of a Xitter post of a Reddit post of Facebook discussion. If shares this, please keep the repost count up to date. Ty! ๐Ÿ™

I've been wanting to create a community for this sort of "so wrong they're right" shit from right wingers. It wouldn't just be queer related, but about any instance of conservative logic accidentally pointing to the truth. It'd be stuff like this:

The only issue is that I dislike figuring simple tech stuff out, so I'll never get around to doing it. It's just a chore, even if it isn't hard or I know how to do it. I pick my fights with ADHD, and creating a community to run isn't a top priority ๐Ÿ˜ž

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[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was obviously surgically attached while you were a baby. It all makes sense now!

[โ€“] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That makes a lotta sense! Born naturally, had a cock bolted on, and then they signed the birth cert. Boom. Straight to gay pipeline confirmed. These Texas doctors sure are shady for doing that to me.

Now if only there were an explanation for my full Irish beard.

[โ€“] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The doctors must have taped a beard onto you when you were a baby

[โ€“] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let's see who's under this beard..

Yoink

OLD MAN JENKINS?!?

[โ€“] felbane@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling bigots!"

[โ€“] evidences@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

If you've got a line down your sack that's one of the signs of a surgically attached penis. You should sue the hospital you were born in for forcing their agenda on you.