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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Like most parasites, landlords have developed a resistance to poison. Be sure to double the dose just in case.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

You'll know you got the ratio right when they say their poison tastes like Pepsi

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I think you're supposed to leave them in the freezer for 3 months then make sure the meat is cooked well done. Or is that preparing bear meat? I'm sure the same rules apply to both.