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J.D. Vance Told His Son to ‘Shut The Hell Up’ About Pokemon While Talking to Trump (12ft.io)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by fernlike3923@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 88 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't even care about pokemon, but I'd rather hear what the son has to say, than what jd vance or trump have to say.

I'd just like to point out, again, maybe for the 1000th time, that jd vance is on video, several times, saying he's a "never trump guy".

Never.

Never, huh?

Kinda seems like he's a full of shit guy.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Somebody needs to tell him to shut the hell up.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I ever see either of them in person, I will.

I don't agree with the guy who tried to shoot trump. But I WOULD agree with anyone who stormed the stage, and forcably made any of them wear a ballgag. THATS the way you shut them up!

Less assasinations, and more....ass.....something......ok, there's clearly a pun here about making an ass out of trump. Somebody make something out of that.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

We just need fewer asses in our nation.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I care about pokemon but only because it became my duty as a father after "Dad, let's play pokemon!".

Pokemon Go is kinda great actually: It's a video game but it gets people up and walking.

If you ever have kids, you'll probably share my fate lol

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Gotta catch them all!! My stepkids sucked me into it and I played after them for years.

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Trump seems to just riff on his weak understanding of the last thing he heard. Maybe they were afraid of a weird rant about bulbasaur extinguishing clean coal.