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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’”

My man’s finally flexing the full power vested in him as cinema popcorn popper, and it is glorious!!

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It's not the nature of power. Sometimes it's just the nature of peoplw to be week-old cockswabs