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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Gsus4@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Shouldve kicked him in the nuts

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

then the kid would go to max security prison

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Kick him hard enough and erdogans genes die with him

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Oh, I read it as “instead of slapping the kid”

[–] stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Inane comment. He's got three kids.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Kick harder then.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I thought slapping the kid was an insane reaction, damn, I didn't know it was that bad