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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

..........ya know, I'm 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I've never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like......and my brain isn't capable of doing so. Maybe that's a good thing.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think I like where this is going...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's way too hot for a zoo trip. 🫠

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's giraffe pussy, why do you think that's hot?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You're gunna need a ladder!

[–] EurekaStockade@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They kick you out if you get too close to the animals genitals :(

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

It got bad enough they had to put up signs

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Binoculars, buddy.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did she prolapse or is the baby just wearing the amniotic sac? Jesus, birthing hooves seems unpleasant

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not going to watch the video, are giraffe babies born with fairy fingers like horses?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I’m very grossed out after looking it up, but I can’t tell and I don’t want to watch it again, tbh.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

black lips to match the tongue