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I think they did Nick dirty putting him in the bottom row (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nick was running a small scale scam (getting elephant ice cream on the cheap, turning it into popsicles, selling the used popsicle sticks as redwood for construction) and loving it, no way that'd fit as true neutral.

[–] brianorca@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He did nothing actually illegal, except that income tax thing.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Technically legal, questionable in every other aspect. Abusing the system for self gain sounds like a pretty clear lawful evil character.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hounestly wasn't he just doing capitalism? buy low sell high.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

Dunno, I'd consider giving the middle finger to every food and safety regulation more capitalist than buy low sell high 😆

I mean, he melts the ice cream on a roof, collects it via a gutter, refreezes it on open air. And I doubt the transportation is any cleaner.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would love to find a legal way to abuse the system for profit. I guess I'm evil 🤷‍♂️

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Start a christian cult. Depending on the country, all the possessions of the religion are 100% tax exempt

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Great idea, L. Ron Hubbard!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Check out Edir Macedo for a less crazy and more christian scam. Motherfucker owns a TV channel and built a mega Temple of Solomon to live in

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

🤣 more power to him. I often wonder how rich I could be if I just abandoned all morals

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Zootopia has health/sanitation codes for food service. You see the bunny cop threaten enforcement of them against the ice cream shop.

Then, if the Popsicle sticks are actually being passed off as something they're not, that's also fraud.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)