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If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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Just have it drill downward, put some more dirt on the coffins, add another layer of coffins, and repeat!

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[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Na, too wasteful. Instead, just cement everyone into one of those concrete arches that tunnel boring machines poop out behind them and turn those corpses into tunnels. You still get to be buried but you're also doing something useful in death!

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That would create weak concrete in the exact place you absolutely do not want weak concrete.