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brilliant thoughts and inventions from my dreams:

• a giant crab chanting "i ain't gonna eat ya" (he eats you)

• selling ball gags in local chain grocery stores, later that store became the spot for an intergalactic peace treaty (with an angry Jesus-Buddha)

• vagina-mounted potato-cutting clock

• v for vendetta x the joker (where they kiss)

• buttplug that is also a phone, and your painting skill improves when you wear it

• Australia-US border with confusing right lane left lane shifts

• hamster soaked in chicken soup

• shape-shifting slave horse girls that can jump really high

• and many other things! some too fucked up to write down, and most forgotten, those are just the highlights