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[โ€“] zcd@lemmy.ca 122 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well yeah crank your hog first of course

[โ€“] dentoid@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

[โ€“] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)
[โ€“] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Filbert and Heffer playing "Spank the Monkey"

[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.

Rocko?

Mrs. Bighead?

simultaneous phone slam

There was also that one that was cut from the camping episode.

Rocko is foraging for berries and he grabs one on a bush and the bush recoils and you hear a bear growl. Then a bear jumps out from behind the bush grabbing his crotch and running away in obvious pain.

[โ€“] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

Choke the chicken.

[โ€“] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago

Bash the bishop