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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Funny answer: their dog won't let them leave the room if they smell too much.

Slightly serious answer: bidets are magic.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If there were bidets everywhere, I'd be willing to leave my cave more often.

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Using a public bidet sounds like an awful idea.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's easier than waddling over to the sink and fitting my ass in there.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

This is why I'm banned from Sea World.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

But you don't make as many friends.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Have you seen Perfect Days?

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Go live in Japan. Literally bidets everywhere even in public places. My butt had never been so consistently clean.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I did for a year. Squat toilets in public places.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I only saw the squat toilets in more remote places but anywhere in the cities had bidets.

I saw them in schools, train stations, parks, etc., all over Hiroshima city.