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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry, no. water isn’t wet, it just makes things wet. When you add water to water, you just get more water, not wet water.

Considering that this is your job, perhaps you should find another.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

water is already wet so when you add more water, yeah no shit you get more water. wet water is the same thing as saying atm machine 😂

also going towards insults about my "job" just shows you are cracking and starting to grasp at any straw you can to "win" an unwinnable argument

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Nope. Water is not wet. It just makes other things wet.

And insulting me by saying I’m “cracking” just because I’ve said the same thing over and over makes no sense. That sounds desperate. So does breaking down into foul language when you don’t get your way…

It’s just water. No need to get angry. Again.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you are projecting again. not sure what sounds angry in any of my comments

back to water being wet, i propose a new argument. sugar isnt sweet. it just makes other things sweet. do you agree with this statement?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

you are projecting again. not sure what sounds angry in any of my comments

You keep saying that after you do it, along with swearing and name-calling. I recommend that you go outside for a breath of fresh air. The fact that water isn’t wet, but only makes things wet obviously has you infuriated…

Maybe you’d even understand that water isn’t sugar (or fire) while you’re at it!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

didnt answer question. hmmm. curious

and you seem to be taking every comment in only the worst possible way imaginable. no anger here, and there hasnt been any name calling. perhaps you made it up? please show me where my comments offended you and i will explain myself clearly, for i do not know what you talk about

water is wet btw

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, water isn’t wet, it just makes other things wet. It’s unfortunate that this upsets you to the point that you have to make up stories about me and that you have amnesia about the things you’ve said— that you even confuse water with sugar and fire. You must be in quite the twist.

Relax. It’s just water.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

its not ive forgotten but my brain just made my memories get forgotten. but i havent forgotten lets get that straight

and if it is just water, why go through all the trouble of convincing that it isnt wet? feels we are just arguing the meaning of the word wet and not the word that can describe water the best (which is wet)

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

its not ive forgotten but my brain just made my memories get forgotten. but i havent forgotten lets get that straight

So… you didn’t forget… your brain forgot? lol

And I’m not trying to convince you of anything— I’m just correcting you. It’s you who have been trying all the convincing with your logical fallacies, acting like water is the same as fire or sugar. Then I have to correct you again by informing you that water is not sugar or fire. I’ve had to do that more than once now.

Since you are so confused, I suggest you take a rest. Water isn’t wet. It just makes things wet.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

water is wet. because it makes things wet. and you seem to not grasp what a comparison is either. i never said fire or sugar was water i was comparing your logic to something else

and my first point is basically what is being said about water "not being wet" it is yet another comparison, as in i didnt forget my brain made me forget. water isnt wet it just makes things wet. comparison

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One again, I must correct you and - apparently - your brain that makes you forget things.

Water is not wet; it just makes things wet. The transitive property of math does not apply to water because water is not math. (Another thing water is not).

You seem increasingly confused, blaming your “brain” for your mistakes. I suggest giving your “brain” a nice rest.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

once again, i must say it was a comparison. i do not know why you take it so literal. water is wet because it makes things wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Once again, it’s a false equivalence logical fallacy— neither sugar nor fire are water, and there is no reason to believe they would act like water. Especially considering that water is not wet, it just makes things wet.

This seems to be causing you quite a bit of distress and memory problems. I suggest a rest.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what makes water so special that it absolutely under any circumstances never be compared to anything else? the fact that its wet?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I see you’re still confused. Water isn’t wet; it just makes things wet.

And water isn’t special, either. It can be compared to lots of things— just not falsely, as you have.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i havent falsely compared water. and i am not confused. it is pretty obvious if youve been around water that it is wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You falsely compared to water to fire and sugar. Water is neither fire nor sugar. Water has none of the properties of fire nor sugar. You are clearly very confused about what water is and what sugar and fire are.

You blamed your “brain” for this. Repeatedly.

May you and your “brain” have a speedy recovery as you ponder how water is not wet, it just makes other things wet.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you still dont know what a comparison is. and now you make fun of my intellect. you are out of ideas

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I’m just illustrating the false equivalencies you made between water, sugar, and fire. Don’t blame me for the things you said.

And the only “idea” I’ve kept repeating is that water is not wet; it just makes things wet.

Insulting me won’t change that.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

not false equivalency, comparison. unless you have a comparison in mind

and stop making things up, what insults are you talking about? did your brain make you forget what you just commented?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (32 children)

“Nuh uh!” isn’t a very compelling argument. It seems that you are the one who is out of ideas and whose “brain” keeps forgetting things… weren’t you the one accusing me of projecting? Lol

Water is not wet; it just makes other things wet.

Best of luck with your “brain”!

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