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Trump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunny (www.theatlantic.com)

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[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, did you try? I didn't, and I've not been sharkuterie'd yet.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shark shit?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

No, more like a shark fart, AKA a shart..