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[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I had a friend at university who was in quite a long relationship who kept a list of people she wanted to sleep with in case they broke up. So when they eventually had a break up, she postponed getting back together until she had cleared the list, which took her about two months. I was not on the list, in case you're wondering, nor did I want to.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For real? That’s both sad and creepy.

I hope the other person in the relationship bailed for their own sake.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That’s both sad and creepy.

How is it either of those things? Let people fuck who they want to fuck as long as it is consentual, who cares?

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

“Hey babe. I made a mistake. I want to get back together.”

“Sure no problem! Me too! I just need to plow through this list of dudes I’m gonna fuck first.”

Seems like an awfully shitty thing to do to someone that’s genuinely interested in you.

[–] AlDente@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sounds kinda hot to me. To spice things up, I'd want to hear all about it when we get back together.

E: Kink shamers, the lot of you! I'd rather be with an experienced lady over someone who's only been with me.