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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd save myself by putting the brick back into the missing spot in the street for that OCD satisfaction.

[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you throw it at the windshield it will fit way better than the sidewalk

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I had this meme come through my discord and was going to post it but I didn't want to have to explain to 47 people that no, I am not saying hit the cop with it; the windshield is much more satisfying

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I'm probably more likely to survive if I 1 tap the cop. I'm not white, so I would not get any benefit of the doubt for throwing it anywhere near them. I know not to talk to them or comply more than required, but I also know to never give them an excuse to kill me. Lower level antagonization has higher risk of death.