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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (16 children)

Knew a guy who asserted he could easily fight several cats at once and win. I truly hope he finds out one day.

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 35 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Any healthy adult human could though. An old friend of mine accidently killed a cat with a single kick while "defending" his cat that was being attacked (I wasn't there so don't ask how). He was ~14 years old at the time. At the end of the day, humans are large animals, most of just don't want to hurt other creatures so we restrain ourselves.

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Completely agree. The textbook is talking about fighting a cat to help it, not destroy it. You would get bit for sure but could easily win.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now how big could the cat get before it is a fair 1v1

[–] m_f@midwest.social 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere smaller than a tiger, that would win 100% of the time. I'd guess 30 lbs is where things start to get serious

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Humans have fought off hungry cougars. Sadly, not all humans have.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But are we talking a fight before one side backs down? Or a fight to the death?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

I don't think cats back down unless they can run away

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

Actual fights between humans and cougars. The cougars get killed by other humans if they "win". The cougar runs away if the human wins.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

A woman near my hometown strangled a rabid bobcat that came after her daughter with her bare hands. Multiple broken fingers, major lacerations, but she got him. Barely. Bobcats are 2 to 3 times the size of a housecat, for those who don't know.

Sadly, not all humans have. You still talking about cats?

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