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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Mubelotix@jlai.lu to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

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[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m a man and even I would pick a bear

[–] lud@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Really? What people do you usually hang around with?

Bears are incredibly strong and dangerous and will kill you just for fun.

I would honestly prefer a random man to a fucking moose.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Man is more unpredictable than bear. I know A bear can kill me, but I have no idea what a random man has in mind for me.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The scale is shark > bear > man > moose. Don’t fuck with moose.

[–] OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Large prey animals in general. I see a hippo im running

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Won't help, those fuckers go 30 mph. Usain bolt only managed 23 dot something for comparison

[–] OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean... on sight doesn't mean they're already chasing, the point is to avoid that

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Don't make eye contact, don't attract attention, get the almighty fuck out.