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[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

installing operating system: 15 minutes, give or take.

give a name to the computer: 45 minutes

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've got that shit on lockdown man.
I name all my devices "Fuck0ff" followed by a 3 letter descriptor of what it is. E.g. - my windows install is Fuck0ffDTW for Desktop Windows, my Garuda install is Fuck0ffDTG for Desktop Garuda(it's a flavour of Arch, btw)

[–] OfficerBribe@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What if you would have 2 devices of same type with same OS or just with OS that starts with same letter? Will you use numbers, if yes, how much leading zeroes if any you will use? If you don't use numbers, will you add a room name? But what if there are 2 devices with same OS in the same room?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Luckily I'm not responsible for naming my wife's devices, otherwise the whole scheme would be up shit creak. As it stands I have a dual-boot desktop, a daily laptop, a surface pro4, and an old laptop running Ubuntu server for various self hosted stuff. I've managed to just use 3 letters, I assume as I amass more tech I'll need to start adding numbers, if I have to label for rooms I'll have more than a data hording problem.