this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
228 points (100.0% liked)

196

16511 readers
2350 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it just rotate or do you have to squeeze Jesus with your cheeks?

[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jesus is spreading those bad boys like he split that river (or whoever the fuck that was)

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Moses parted the sea like ass cheeks