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/r/Homestuck 4-13 streams are the only reason I've seen this movie. And its sequel. And Con Air. And Zathura, for deeply weird reasons.

Hustlas is the better movie overall. Rustlas has some higher highs, but is harder to watch. Both were more fun than Karate Kid, except for how that movie feels like it starts in 1971 and gradually realizes it was made in 1983.

I wrote a pitch for Big Money Thrustas that I might have to turn into a real-ish movie once AI generation gets good enough. I won't mind if Sora has no idea what's going on with Jay and Shaggy's face paint and kinda Rorschachs them both. I just want a meta-ass stoner comedy where they take on "the evil rat empire" (with the theme parks and the cruise ships) and lose before the movie's even over. They blow their CGI budget in act one and do the final space battle with toys, until lawyers come steal their plastic X-Wings and knock over their set on the way out.