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Message to my enemies (slrpnk.net)

submitted 7 months ago by Prunebutt@slrpnk.net to c/memes@slrpnk.net

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Oldie but goodie.

Transcript: Tweet by the SRSLY wrong podcast. Content: "message to my enemies: when the revolution comes you're not just gonna get the wall, buddy, you're gonna get four walls, a roof, clean clothes, good food, education, and quality health care because that's what every human being alive deserves"

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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is the primary manufacturer and supplier of androids, robots and autonomic assistants for the known universe. They are known for their catchy jingles and catchphrases, which are supplied by their Marketing Department.

The corporation is not known for the quality of their products, and almost all of their known inventions are faulty.

Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and "personal massage units" -- Everything has been built with a full GPP or Genuine People Personality. This means that even a set of airlock doors has emotions, hopes, dreams, intelligence, and worse of all, the capacity for boredom. It should come as no surprise then, that the majority of these devices have a neurotic streak a mile wide.

The company motto is "Share and Enjoy." This is widely adaptable, from synthesised drinks to the company of a robot, or "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with", as their robots are described as by the aforementioned Marketing Department.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

Only their complaints department survived the general economic implosion of the company as a whole.

-Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy via Fandom; Wiki

[–] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The corporation is not known for the quality of their products, and almost all of their known inventions are faulty.

Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and “personal massage units”

Sounds like if Yamaha had Boeing's executive team

[–] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Thankfully Yamaha actually makes good stuff. Doesn’t really matter what it is. If it says Yamaha on it it’s at minimum decent.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Everything from motorcycles to saxophones

[–] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Yamaha makes everything excellent quality.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Came here to comment exactly this quote, you beat me to it!

There really is a Douglas Adams quote for everything.