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Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney says (www.latimes.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ylai@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Actually, that guy is completely fucked. That attorney will make sure that there is zero chance that guy can ever appeal any of his cases.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Sorry, I'm not following. You mean the defendant is fucked and his lawyer he stabbed will try to get revenge on him?

[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

I bet that attorney has so much good will for his client that he will give the best defense even though his client is a-hole.