Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Your lips don't touch when you say the word touch, but do touch when you say separate (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by gansheim@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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My 8 year old son told me this randomly after getting out of the shower this morning.

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 100 points 1 year ago (7 children)

...and if you're reading this, you just tried it.

[–] TheLobotomist@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Guilty

[–] 0uterzenith@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

nuh huh

[–] hollunder@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you know??

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your Webcam is on. I can't believe all the other stuff you're doing...

[–] hollunder@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

You found my onlyfans!

[–] jagged@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

T o u c h

S e p a r a t e

[–] hemmes@vlemmy.net 5 points 1 year ago

Damn you! /s

[–] Niello@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I tried 3 times...

[–] Supervivens@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t appreciate being called out like this